Just gonna lock myself in my room and play Pokemon until everything settles down

I hate being caught in the middle of an arguement

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

crayonchewer:

It’s Caturday and I’m feline fine~

crayonchewer:

It’s Caturday and I’m feline fine~

venuswithapenis:

Next week on how to finish off a basic bitch

venuswithapenis:

Next week on how to finish off a basic bitch

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

sorry what

you kno i haven’t cried in a long time but this really is making me want to

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

sorry what

you kno i haven’t cried in a long time but this really is making me want to

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

alucifer:

when an artist you admire likes ur dumb pictures

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twerkstrider:

today i learned that google voice recognition is shit and that hagakure has wonderful manners taca taca

Cute Date Ideas by Tumblr User Tweeckos

  • 1: dressing like hipsters and going to a hipster cafe and ordering the most hipster-like coffee and taking selfies with it and posting them on the internet
  • 2: creating your own fictional couple and dressing and acting like them in public without breaking character
  • 3: exploring parts of your town/city where youve never been and finding cool hangout spots
  • 4: going on a picnic but bringing pillows and stuff so that cuddles may ensue
  • 5: going out in public and only communicating in song lyrics
  • 6: play drinking games but instead of drinking you have to smooch
  • 7: stay home and make an intricate blanket/pillow fort and have a slumber party
  • 8: watch terrible movies but pretend like you're totally into it the entire time

Cute underwear

sillykana:

sharky-bandit:

houseofalexzander:

I bought cute undies at the mall today. The lady shopping next to me said “I have to ask, my son is trans, I am buying him underwear… I mean her, still working on the her thing, sorry, but could you help me? Please!”


I almost cried.

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really though nothing makes me happier than supportive parents of trans* kids

almost tears

burntcandycorn:

littlebluecaboose:

cosmictuesdays:

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

Fucking invasives. Signal boost.

Re-reblogging because I checked Snopes, and not only is this shit true, but the text on this is pretty much the same as it is there! Stay safe, kiddos.

According to the US Department of Agriculture, these are currently the states and provinces in North America where Giant Hogweed is present. Even if your state/province is “clear” that doesn’t mean that it is not there. If you see Giant Hogweed in your yard or anywhere please call your DOA! This stuff is mad deadly!

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